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I found these Waldos at my house briefly.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/leopard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leopard</image:title><image:caption>My first Halloween as a parent...I definitely took my toothless baby trick or treating.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-12T01:49:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/2015/10/26/why-improv-makes-you-a-better-human-being/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/secondcity2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>secondcity2</image:title><image:caption>My classmate Lauren...one of the funnest people to yes, and.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/second-city1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>second city1</image:title><image:caption>Completing the Improv Program...the best 40 weeks you will ever spend on the path to being a better human.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-26T23:47:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/2015/10/16/college-visits-in-the-time-of-long-forgotten-hot-pots/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/iowa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iowa</image:title><image:caption>Roundtrip driving time for sixth college visit: 10 hours.
36 hours of one-on-on time with my second born=priceless.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-16T14:11:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/2015/10/07/what-brings-you-joy-decluttering-your-closet-and-your-relationships/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/purple-cowl-neck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>purple cowl neck</image:title><image:caption>At one point, this sweater (and hairstyle) would have brought me joy. I will thank 1983 for is usefulness and say goodbye.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/joyjpg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joy,jpg</image:title><image:caption>When it doubt, throw it out. Or donate.  Not just talking clothes here.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-08T14:12:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/2015/09/25/must-be-nice-translation-i-hate-everything-about-what-you-just-told-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/friday-must-be-nice1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>friday must be nice</image:title><image:caption>FYI, she is not actually happy for you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/friday-must-be-nice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>friday must be nice</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-25T12:56:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/2015/09/18/redefining-who-you-are-and-what-you-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NYE</image:title><image:caption>One of my greatest accomplishments: their marriage and our friendship.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/toast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toast</image:title><image:caption>I said there would a wedding toast...and there was.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-18T12:52:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/2015/09/08/a-labor-of-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sophomore-year.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sophomore year</image:title><image:caption>Even though she is actually not a baby at all.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/1baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1baby</image:title><image:caption>My oldest always seems this big to me when I drop her at college.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-08T19:11:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/2015/08/21/we-all-have-baggage-fees-and-thats-a-good-thing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/bagfees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bagfees</image:title><image:caption>Paying for what you value...like line jumping at Six Flags. I like it. Not just when I fly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-08T13:29:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/2015/08/10/a-little-self-awareness-when-walking-through-airports-and-other-places-goes-a-long-way-to-keeping-people-from-hating-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/rollerbard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rollerbard</image:title><image:caption>When traveling, be mindful of the 2,800 cubic inch tail behind you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sexcity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sexcity</image:title><image:caption>When you walk like this, people hate you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-11T00:28:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/2015/07/31/sure-we-all-know-about-resting-bitch-face-but-what-about-resting-tell-me-about-your-day-because-you-think-i-care-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/rbf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RBF</image:title><image:caption>Resting Bitch Face..I may need to try this out.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-31T17:51:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/2015/07/27/keeping-up-with-the-kardashians-and-your-kids-not-exactly-in-that-order/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/kardashian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kardashian</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-27T13:32:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/2015/07/19/when-traveling-we-all-depend-on-the-kindness-of-strangers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/blanche.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blanche</image:title><image:caption>Like Blanche DuBois, we are all dependent on the kindness of strangers when we travel.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-19T22:52:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/2015/07/14/do-not-read-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_1477.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Caller ID Truth in Advertising</image:title><image:caption>Yep, I answered.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-14T17:52:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/2015/07/11/love-actually-disproportionately/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/olivia-europe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olivia Europe</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-15T02:42:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-10T20:46:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/2015/07/07/hello-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_1445.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My middle daughter</image:title><image:caption>With Olivia...the originator of the Halfway There! welcome to 50 greeting.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-09T20:32:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notevenhalfwaythere.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2023-05-01T22:39:11+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
